The Hunt for the Swamp Monster
There is a criminal on the loose in Tensorland. As innocent tensor approximation programs go about their work, sometimes they get ``swamped''. A swamped program has to work for many iterations without making appreciable progress before finally breaking free; sometimes they expire while trying. The criminal has been active since programs moved into Tensorland some 50 years ago, but has never been identified. Blurry images and indistinct tracks abound, leading to rumors and superstitions about the Swamp Monster. Join us as we construct and set a trap for the Swamp Monster. What will we find when the trap springs?